We'll bust your knee caps.

Highs and Lows in Regal Cinemas Theater

• Short line at ticket booth
• Huge line at "ticket-tearing-person" booth
• Someone finally informs us that the line is ONLY for those seeing Prometheus
• Go to front of "ticket-tearing-person" booth
• "ticket-tearing-person" informs us we need to go to "other-ticket-tearing-person" on the other side of the theater
• Short walk to other side of theater
• "other-ticket-tearing-person" tells us the theater isn't ready, still being cleaned
• I say "that's impossible, our movie starts in 5 minutes. we're seeing the 7:40 showing"
• "other-ticket-tearing-person" says "Your ticket says 10:45. You'll have to have them switch it."
• Short run to customer service counter. "customer-service-person" changes tickets.
• Another short run to "ticket-tearing person" who is now dealing with the onslaught of Prometheus viewers
• Shamelessly cut in line, get tickets torn, and run to theater room 5
• Find seats next to cute little boy with a lisp and his mother
• Cute little boy with a lisp introduces himself to Hunter. His name is Mario.
• Mario won't stop talking to Hunter.
• Hunter is visibly perturbed
  
• Tall and lanky teenagers sit in front of Mario.
• Mario's mom switches seats so Mario can see.
• Hunter and I are secretly relieved
  
• Tall and lanky teenagers move over a seat and sit in front of Mario again.
• Run out of theater to find Mario a booster seat. This will be my good deed of the day (cough...and prevent Mario from needing to switch back to former seat... cough).
• Return, receive thank yous from Mario and his Mom
• Movie begins.
• 100 small children talk/cry/throw popcorn/run around with light up shoes/scream at any 3D effect through entire movie.
• Hunter loved it. That's all that matters.